Wednesday, October 26, 2011

What would a Ninja do?

After weeks of self-inflicted cabin fever, my exam was over and we were free to explore!

Saturday kicked off with a 1hr massage (I deserved it! :P)… again, there was utter bemusement on the masseuse’s face when she told me how tight my muscles were… *sigh*

After a tasty lunch at Wolfgang Puck’s cafĂ© in Bay Quarter, we hit the train to Akihabara to pick up some MP3 players… several hours later and with a  few swipes of the credit card we emerged victorious! We then crossed into the centre of Tokyo to Asakasa to restaurant called… "Ninja"… guess who picked it? :)

 We were dubious when we first walked in and the hostess clapped her hands for a Ninja to appear… that was just the start of it! We were escorted by lantern through a maze of small ceilings (Marcus wouldn’t stand a chance!), staircases and a big trap door… to our table. It was in a small area with 3 other tables. Our Ninja waiter pulled out a magic menu… and we realised all the set menus had an abundance of seafood… not friendly for my Ninja. Fortunately there was a very long ala carte menu too. We resisted the “Beauty Cocktails” and opted for a bottle of French red. Our menu choices are below, as is our ninja magic show – it was amazing… or maybe there was something in the wine? Apologies for my commentary in the background – I don’t really sound like that, do I? See if you can pick up on the fake pen joke he throws in there… not cool! They also did fire tricks and the best food trick we saw was a grapefruit with a knife through it, when they removed the knife the fruit started smoking (solution: the blade must of held a piece of dry ice, when pulled out, it dropped into the liquid below)...very cool!

Forbidden Fruit
Stewed Apple with marinated duck inside!
 Tristan's entree - duck with wild rice

My main - roast lobster
Tender lamb

Dessert choices - what would you have chosen?

Ninja chose the "Merchant and Corrupt Official" - chocolate layered cake under the gold
I went the Bonze - pumpkin ice-cream and chocolate cake - yummo




The next day we hit Tokyo again, to exchange an MP3 (damn you Sony and your non-international language supported toys!), and to finally hit a baseball batting cage! It was a little walk from Shinjuku station. Our batting techniques are below… clearly one of us was a little leaguer… and the other did ballet :P My pitches were at 80km/hr and Ninja opted for 90km/hr… they came every 4 seconds, so we had 30 balls x 2 rounds each … and we have been in a world of pain every since!



We headed home via Costco. I found a 16 year old bottle of port for $60, so I was rather chuffed… until we got to the check out and the lady gave us the “no deal” sign to Mastercard (our AMEX hasn’t been replaced yet)… so with our tails between our legs we scrounged together to pay the huge bill but had to return the port – I was so ashamed… and bitter about losing it! Damn you Costco!

We returned home to Skype the newest member of the Bardill clan – Elijah – another huge cutie born last week (good job Chels) – he’s super cute and I could tell he was less impressed than I am at Uncle Frog’s (aka Kept Ninja) facial hair! This “beards at births” tradition is not all its cracked up to be!

Until next week…

Xoxo
Karate Kate

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Who knows? Suuuuuumo's

Well, where do I start? Our adventures of late have left no time for blogging! Let’s go back to the very beginning, a very good place to start… (yes, The Sound of Music was on SkyPerfect recently!)

For the second time in our marriage, Kept Ninja and I were separated by sea :( He flew to China to holiday with his folks for a week. I was a little apprehensive for three reasons:
   1. Our credit cards were cancelled the day before he left as someone was spending our money at Saks in Aberdeen;
2.    We weren’t sure if his mobile would work there (it didn’t); and
3. Finally, I hadn’t cooked for myself in 6 months and survival was not a give in!

Fortunately, Kept Ninja made a big loaf of wholemeal, 2 batches of fruit muffins and 3 litre of chicken vegetable soup :)

After a week of moping and watching romance movies, Kept Ninja was due to come home… only a typhoon could stop him! ...and it did. Typhoon Roke cancelled flights for 4hrs and sent me home from work at 3pm. 
One day later, Kept Ninja’s aunt and uncle arrived. Two days later Kept Ninja and his folks made it home.

Unfortunately, Kept Ninja didn’t make it back in time for the Sumo on Friday. So I took Keiko, Sabatino and Roberto from work. It was quite an experience. 

In a nutshell:
-       The amateur’s (Jonokuchi) wrestle first – their sizes varied from little guys to 250kg jumbos. I felt sorry for these guys cos they don’t get to wear cool hairstyles, they have more cellulite than muscle, and they have to clean and cook for the higher ranked wrestlers (rikishi).
-       The dohyo (ring) is covered with sand, which they sweep constantly.
-       During the actual bout, a rikishi can use a number of manoeuvres, except pulling his opponent's hair, hitting his opponent with a closed fist, boxing his opponent's ears, choking his opponent (although he may push at the throat), or grabbing his opponent's mawashi in the crotch area… first to touch the ground or step out of the ring looses!
-       There are 6 referees (gyoji) – one who jumps around the ring with the wrestlers, the other five sit on mats near the ring and sometimes get hit by falling wrestlers. They only jump up if they think the main man got it wrong.
-       The Juryo were next up – they are the middle-men – the bouts last longer as do their warm up – they get to throw their weight around, AND throw salt.
-       Finally the Makuuchi battles were up – they throw salt til the cows come home, then receive a moist towel, throw some more salt and then fight! The Big Kahuna or Yokozuna, had been undefeated for several years and lost for the first time the day before… we witnessed his second loss in as many years… which lead to cushions thrown into the ring (you predicted it Kz!) It’s a round-robin tournament so he still won overall.
  - Most competitors were Japanese but there were some from Russia, Mongolia, Brazil and Estonia!...
Surface prep

Aw, the little guys wrestle

Warm-up stretch - hello boys!

The Yuryo - who feels good about their physique now?

Yuryo 'Hello Boys' is remarkably more flexible!

Nothin' like a good salt throw...

Man-love - sumo style

Legal throat attack

The Makuuchi... check out the bright blue boy... he's Russian

Yokozuna (aka "Big Kahuna")

David Vs Goliath

David won - does everyone agree?

watch out for the flying sumo wrestler...

The dummy-spit - Yokozuma crumbles under pressure!

Baystars fans - unimpressed with their performance!
We had Tris’ parents, Aunt and Uncle stay with us for 10 days so we showed them around Tokyo and Yokohama. Few pics below – highlights were:

-       Baystars game – ok they lost, but we got Baystar caps :)
-       Oktoberfest at Red Brick Warehouse – 1 litre stein’s and bratwurst
-       Going up Landmark Tower – 69 storeys’ – great view!

Landmark Tower View
Landmark Tower View
Oktoberfest - Red Brick Warehouse
PROST!
On Sunday we went to the Rakuten Tennis Open in Tokyo – it was a charity event day – we saw Bernard Tomic, Milos Raonic, and Mardy Chicken (aka Mardy Fish), each played Japanese players. Then David Ferrer played David Nalbandian, and Juan Monaco hit with Rafael Nadal. Half time entertainment was pretty interesting… see video below!

We had our 11th Japanese lesson on Monday night – we can now say when we woke up, what activities we did during the day and what we ate – the lesson feels like confession! Even more disturbing is that we learnt how to invite another person out to do an activity together and Tanabe-sensei was winking at Kept Ninja as he accepted her Karaoke date on Friday! :P ha ha but seriously, he IS her favourite!

Long weekend coming up – which gives me just enough time to cram for my Strategic Management exam in 13 days time!





Xoxo
Karate Kate